1. chaos-yet-harmony:

    incorrectnorse-quotes:

    roguehoneybadger:

    scarlet-silverweaver:

    marvel-lous-things:

    verylatetrash:

    hackedmotionsensors:

    ikeracity:

    deeranger:

    ireneadonovan:

    mindscab:

    rembrandtswife:

    books-and-candy-ples:

    the-winter-road:

    andersonsallpurpose:

    theshitpostcalligrapher:

    bold-sartorial-statement:

    theshitpostcalligrapher:

    themintykid:

    systlin:

    hiking-viking:

    chromalogue:

    kirkspocks:

    odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

    Oðinn spake:

    Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
    And bathed his count'nance fair.
    Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
    I found on the cold pavement
    While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
    For a 3 AM quesadilla.

    @damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

    I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

    @theshitpostcalligrapher

    ay @systlin hmu

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    @systlin

    My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

    Solen sken, skönt gyllene

    Dagen Tor föddes

    På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

    Där låg Loke

    —KJN

    My translation:

    The sun shone, sweet golden

    The day of Tor’s birth

    On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

    There lay Loki

    (For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

    @bold-sartorial-statement

    ay yo show ur husband 

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    @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

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    (oops spot the typos)

    i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

    Sólin skein, björt og gullin
    við fæðingu Þórs
    á stígnum við Taco Bell
    Þar lá Loki

    The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

    This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!



    And in Danish because why not:

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    Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

    På dagen for Tors fødsel

    På asfalten ved Taco Bell

    Dér lå Loke

    “LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

    *Snorts*




    When Thor born

    He hair shine brite

    A very very

    Magical site

    But then I see

    A bab from hell

    I pik up loki

    From taco bell

    the rosetta stone of shitposting

    @incorrectnorse-quotes

    Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

    Apologies if I fucked up the grammar; I’m out of practice with Quenya

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